I’m moderately drunk and have had one of those days where I feel like a background character in my own life. A fabulously dressed NPC with affirmations written all over her calves underneath the black opaque tights and who left the birthday party of the guy she spent all last year trying to make fall in love with her, but he only fucked her when he was bored and drunk and made her feel like shit the rest of the time. She left it after expensive european beer and boys who don’t understand tried to convince her that game of thrones deserves her love even though she said she hated dragons and rape and fuck you, and so I’m studying my scuba handbook and eating a reduced burrito from sainsburys and listening to the painful love songs of the postal service, a time capsule of 2000 and fucking 3, The OC and a life where everything wasn’t yet the way it was.

@12 hours ago with 1 note
#personal #this is why I should stop drinking #adventures in mental illness 

I actively avoid spoilers but JESUS THOSE PROMO PICS. THIS WEEK IS GOING TO BE THE UNBEARABLE CAPSLOCK OF BEING.

I’m glad I finished my giant WIP so I can roll around in porn and memes for the rest of the week.

@3 days ago with 3 notes
#hannibal #spoilers #hannibal spoilers 

Everyone who reblogs this post will get a cute message from Will or Hannibal in their askbox

the-winnowing-wind:

finely-honed:

hannigram:

Because my Tumblr is pissing me off I have to do this from my smartphone and you all will get the same message, I am sorry!

Meeeee!

Meeee toooo :D 

@3 days ago with 1263 notes

I wrote a new thing, tumblr!

Never noticed the rain by cicak (~11,000 words)

Hannibal, Will/Hannibal, Explicit.

Will’s a boat mechanic in the gulf of Mexico who understands people perfectly, and is destined to become the wise old boat captain once time catches up with him. Hannibal is the former surgeon on sabbatical with no innate understanding of human nature. Together, they have a summer romance, in amongst the bodies. (Mutant AU)

So this is the fic I’ve been angsting and vague-tumblring over for months, that started out as the desire for Will and Hannibal to fuck in a boat, and ended up being about human rights, falling for the wrong person, the beautiful crush of a summer romance with someone you should never be with, and recovering from something terrible. It also has fucking in a boat (and a car, and over a workbench). 

It is a mutant AU, but not necessarily an x-men AU, though it borrows and references that universe a bit. You don’t need to know X-Men to read it, mostly because I don’t know much about X-Men and I wrote it. Will and Hannibal’s respective abilities/disabilities (empathy and psychopathy) are recast as mutant abilities, and the whole thing goes from there.

I really hope you enjoy it!

@4 days ago with 2 notes
#hannibal #hannibal fic #x-men au #hannigram #hannibal fanfiction #will is a boat mechanic #hannibal is a surgeon 

I’m voraciously hungry for food, sex and companionship.

Must be springtime.

@4 days ago

cleolinda:

micahcheek:

therareandferociousswamprabbit:

daveyoufool:

Neither Courage Wolf nor Calming Manatee were doing much to help my anxiety, but I knew they were both on to something.

So, I created Calmage Wolfatee.

<3

I’M SO INSPIRED

I saw these this morning and proceeded to have a FANTASTIC DAY. I cannot help but think this is not coincidence.

THIS IS THE GREATEST

@1 day ago with 52380 notes
#adventures in mental illness 

i wanna ruin our friendship

hnng
@3 days ago with 7866 notes
#sherlock #so many times #so many girls #so many missed chances #regress to the mean 

Never noticed the rain - cicak - Hannibal (TV) [Archive of Our Own] 

For the people not on ‘post it as soon as I finish it goddamn it’ time!

Will/Hannibal. Explicit. 

Will’s a boat mechanic in the gulf of Mexico who understands people perfectly, and is destined to become the wise old boat captain once time catches up with him. Hannibal is the former surgeon on sabbatical with no innate understanding of human nature. Together, they have a summer romance, in amongst the bodies. (Mutant AU)

@4 days ago with 1 note
#hannigram #hannibal #hannibal fic #hannibal au #cicak #will hannibal 

Awkward questions I have asked my parents today: “Was the reason I had a short form birth certificate for 8 years because you suspected I was illegitimate?”

File under: foot in mouth syndrome, passport renewal

@4 days ago
#holiday 2014 

Also I have to accept that my new dose of my meds (which actually work and make me sane yay!) are incompatible with alcohol. 20mg was fine. 30mg is immediate vomit.

SIGH.

@5 days ago
#adventures in mental illness